Day 26-27: I Can't Make You Love Me

Day 26

Friday 31st May
Famous Births: John Prescott (1938), Colin Farrell (1976), Azaelia Banks (1991)

On Day 26, Astrologer #2 Da Juana Byrd said:

Set your voice to song tonight.

I remembered the time that I was in the Anchor Bar's karaoke competition, let the record be known that according to that competition I am a better showman than this guy.

Boxcar Andy

I hadn't sang karaoke for over a year and a half, my old repertoire included, Elton John - Sacrifice, Rod Stewert - I Don't Want To Talk About It, anything by Shayne Ward and Aerosmith - Don't Wanna Miss A Thing, however recently I've been thinking of adding this one to my list:

Turn down the lights, turn down the bed
Turn down these voices inside my head
Lay down with me, tell me no lies
Just hold me close, don't patronise
Don't patronise me

'Cause I can't make you love me If you don't
You can't make your heart feel something it won't
Here in the dark in these final hours
I will lay down my heart, and I'll feel the power
But you won't, no you won't
And I can't make you love me
If you don't

Astrologer #13 Astrola said

Do not sign legal contracts or documents today

Today happened to be my old bestie Kayle's Engagement Party and I was on my travels to Belfast for it, singing on the bus gets you some odd looks by the way, this however this horoscope was to prove a problem, in the writing of her card, so I decided to enlist the help of my aunt Carmel to write it for me.. "Carmel Could you wri.."

In the end up Mary did it for me instead. I had a good night at the party I hope Kayle enjoyed her signed photo of me and Health's Coffee Maker (the thoughtful bugger) and the sausage rolls were quite good. Not like those reheated sausage rolls I had at JP's 18th birthday party 6 years ago that made me boke and in turn led to an inability to drink Jack Daniels for 4 years but that's a story for another day.

Bearded Brilliance

Day 27

Saturday 1st June
Astrologer #14 WebWombat said:

Make the effort to look at nature and get out into the park to appreciate the flowers.

When I was little my favourite flowers were crocuses or maybe sunflowers, though I always had a chortle at pansies ohhhhhhhhhhh...

Look at that flower!

Astrologer #17 Jacqueline Bigar said:

Tonight: Add some spice to the mix.

I've never been much of a lover of spice to be honest (unless its old spice) I thought that chilli con carne was spicy. Actually I tell a lie, I love the hot BBQ sauce when I go to Buffalo Wild Wings however it did mean I drank my partners water as well as my own and I couldn't really speak to them for 10 minutes due to doing all I could to concentrate on just forcing the wings into my mouth, it was a lot of fun and I highly suggest BWW to anyone travelling Stateside it's legendary, Hooters are good for wings as well. Anyway I had some spicy nuts and that was quite a task in itself.

Amazeballs

I haven't had any wings since I came back because they just wouldn't match up. One day I will return BWW and I will take on your Blazin^® challenge.

TTFN