Day 3: Enjoy the Silence

Day 3

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Hello Peeps. Your Master of the dark arts Hardcore back again, 3 is the lucky number and today was just that day 3 of 40. What did I get up to today you hark, we'll I awoke to the second worst news I had gotten this week, the great man Sir Alex Ferguson was retiring from Manchester United after 26 years in charge, that's longer than I've even been alive, what a hero he is

anyway lets crack on shall we

 
On day 3 Astrologer #6 Marjorie Orr said:

Try not to come across as being too pushy and make an effort to listen to other people.

OK got it who's got something to say, I dandered about the house, Mark was at school and me da was up a hill somewhere with a tin of harp. Whats new Mary? "Cooking, cleaning and ironing" nice what a rockstar she is it reminds me of a video i made of her, that i might put up tomorrow

Astrologer #7 Mystic Meg said:

Your fact-finding skills are superior, putting you in a strong position in any negotiations.

OK my fact finding skills, what facts do I know ... diet coke as a mixer gets you more blootered than regular coke ... There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos ... There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants ... John Terry is a cunt. I decided that these would help me negotiate a contract with Manchester United so I emailed David May my CV with these at the bottom i think hes davidmay@manchesterunited.com yeah? He's a good lad he won't use my CV as his own, I mean if i can get Peterborough to win 6 straight league seasons United will be a dander, I wonder if Paul Ince fancies being my assistant.

Astrologer 10 Russell Grant said:

Bake a cake

Russell you old dog I've never baked a cake in my life did i have the right ingredients, "Mary can I bake a cake?" "No" Damn it well that wasn't going to put me off Mary had made some buns earlier this week maybe i could fashion them into a cake and then ... bake it? Yeah lets try that add a little butter wheres that cake tray nice in the oven for a few minutes, i really should have videoed myself doing it, I really should have opened the door when I saw the smoke and I really shouldn't have fed it too the dog.

Astrologer # 2 Juan Veron said

you may find you are managing or supervising others. At least that opportunity will be opened to you.

Well it looked like I was taking my cousin Claire up on her offer to head down for dinner, during which time I could supervise her son and his pet lizard type thing. Alrighty then I was in the car and on my way to Sion Mills I sure had to travel about for this experiment, I arrived and was greeted by the goonies, they were on TV not actually in the house... in all my years I had never seen the goonies so I happily sat and watched that while sipping on a cuppa, God I love Tea, I also love Mr T. especially when he was Clubber Lang in the Rocky films well just the one Rocky film ... Rocky III was it? My friend Kieran has Tommy Gunn jacket, he doesn't box in it though, mostly just plays darts.

Wee Jude

Astrologer # 10 Russell Grant said

Try to take a walk outside each day

In Sion Mills I had spent manys a weekend of my childhood and I had one favourite place a place I hadn't been in several years, a place I was planning on taking a certain someone this summer, THE SWINGING BRIDGE. The weather had picked up so out I headed on my pilgrimage to that promised land of childhood wonder, flanked by my cousin and the ever excitable Jude we made the short walk to the structure.

Magical

I really got to stop using 14 megapixels when taking photos for this blog it takes 10 mins to upload one, my clock stopped working recently i should get a new battery, my other clock was set on Mountain time I haven't got round to changing it yet, maybe one day. Anyway the swinging bridge is always good for a bit off a bounce

I've got pretty far behind on Community and How I Met Your Mother and I'm undecided on whether to watch my new favourite Bar Rescue when it returns in the summer, it came highly recommended to me and I pass them recommendations on to you, dear reader. Well we walked about the woodland beside the bridge and on up the river, it brought back happy memories for me, this blog is far too wistful at the minute isn't it, I think wistful is one of my all time favourite words, say it with me ... wistful. Some people don't like the word "moist"

 
Astrologer #11 Horescopes.co.uk said:

Relax, make yourself some tea, and enjoy the silence.

Right I'll put the kettle on then

Astrologer #4 Kelli Fox said:

It may be necessary to delegate a few minor tasks to someone else so you can regain your focus.

 "Mary make us a cup of tea please"

Sorted!

Right lads and lasses Uncle Hardcore's off to be to catch up on some much needed beauty sleep so in the meantime.

Good Night
I love you
Sweet Dreams