Day 1 - Embrace the Unknown

Day 1
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It may take me a while to get the formatting sorted on this blog so give it a few posts peeps.

Alrighty then, Day 1 of this exciting astrology experiment how will I end up eh?
I hope you all read the first post so you know whats going down but anyway to refresh your memory I'm blogging and maybe even vlogging if I'm bored enough about my astrology experiment and I'll judge the results in 3 categories  love, health and wealth. 

Not This Kind Of Health

Ok so Day 1 lets be having you

On Day 1 Astrologer 5 Kelli Fox said

If you're ever likely to be impulsive it's today.

Impulsive? Hmmm I didn't have any impulses, I hadn't got much sleep last night maybe I could impulsively go back to sleep, that wouldn't make for a good blog or experiment would it tho

Astrologer 1 said

You want a break from your usual routine and certain aspects of your life you want to experiment and be spontaneous.

Well that was definitely sleep out of the question then, I decided to look at my recent Monday routine. Mondays for me had been good days wake up normally in the afternoons and play candy crush saga until my significant other awoke and we would skype for a few hours. Then I'd try to unlock achievements for playing Bowls or that fucking Fanorana in Assassins Creed. To top this off I'd settle in for some man slamming action in Monday Night Raw.

David Bonner loves Triple H's supple body

 So a clean break from all of that stuff then, I still wasn't sure what to do though...

Astrologer 11 said

A competitive spirit arises within you today.

I was competitive most days whether playing monopoly with my brother or golf with Laurie Smyth. WAIT A MINUTE ... Golf!!! that was it, I hadn't played golf in months, but my usual playing partner lives in Cheltenham or is it Chichester ... nope ... got it Carlisle right now and i don't think i could get flights that quickly so think Ryan think ... Bonner off course! East Belfast's answer to Nick Faldo and the Ryder Cup of Beer Pongs worst ever captain, he's always in the mood for golf.

Darren McCaffrey, David Bonner and Gooch McGinley

I picked up my phone... dead!

Astrologer 10 Russell Grant said

technological breakdowns will wreak havoc with your life at this time, keep your mobile charged

Cheers for the heads up Russ so I jammed the charger into my retro but perfect working condition samsung flip-phone and on she popped

Ring Ring Ring Ring
Bonner: Hello
Hardcore: Golf?
Bonner: When?
Hardcore: Today?
Bonner: Sure!

Sorted! I jumped out of bed and was gathering my gear. And I was ready for my trip to Belfast.

Astrologer 12 said

Stay aware of your personal presentation

Ah good point golfing etiquette and attire must always be adhered too so on went the trousers and polo shirt, out came the golf shoes and a single golfing glove

Michael you're doing it wrong

... and i was out the door, better check bonner can give me a lift ... that's odd whys my phone switched off ... there we go ... yep Bonner could pick me up and had been joined at short notice by ex-Sheffield Wednesday's Richard Hinds

Richard iz zee best

So I spent the bus ride pondering what the other astrologers plans were for me in the coming days well this was already me in the red money wise and the experiment was only 12 hours old. As i approached Belfast I took my phone out to text bonner again ... once more it was off, this was starting to freak me out already, Russell Grant seemed to be on the money today.

Golf sure took a long time and I spent most of the day in the sand or in the drink but we did get to drive buggies around

Golf took us four hours and this blog is getting tedious at the minute so i have to find a way to structure it better so here's another photo

With Golf out of the way It was decided to have some food in the clubhouse my mood had perked up as I actually ordered and ate my first proper meal in 3 days however there was a new problem now I was running it tight for my train home we eventually got Hinds removed from the clubhouse but then he barrelled into a shop for more snacks meaning id have to fairly leg it to catch my train I arrived at Central station just as the train was leaving and cursing my continued bad luck headed to Great Victoria Street where i found out I had just missed the 9:30pm bus asking a passerby if there were anymore buses to Derry resulted in him running away and not returning, however two member of staff informed me of someone who was heading to Derry at that very minute

Astrologer 9 Rick Levine said

Embrace the unknown

I decided this was gonna be my best chance of getting home for the end of day 1 so i hopped in, we got talking about my recent bad luck and it was this point that a car veered out and nearly hit us this shook my Derry bound friend and he didn't say much after that, a little further down the road the same thing happened causing my personal chauffeur to get increasingly worried that my bad luck was to get us killed but eventually we made it too Derry he dropped me off and 30 mins later here i am at the end of day 1 and what a day it was I'm running on empty now so its time for me to sign off.

Good Night
I Love you
Sweet Dreams