Day 2: Take Good Care of Your Health

Day 2

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Whatsup my peeps!
Its your bastion of the astrological arts back with another instalment of your much loved Important Astrology Experiment.

I am no closer to defining a format for this but Lowry says to use more subheadings (see above) and commas, so I put one after the word comma there for the craic. Check his blog out here

On Day 2 Astrologer #10 Russell Grant said:

Take good care of your Health

A reasonable thing to kick the day of with I therefore proceeded to take care of my old buddy:

Ryan Johnston = Health

Easy peasy Health had been taken good care of.

Astrologer #3 Jonathan Cainer said

We all get hungry. We all get thirsty. We all get tired. And we all, sooner or later, one way or another, deal with these physical needs

Well it was no secret I hadn't been eating well recently I don't really deal well with shock I guess, but I am surrendering myself to the whims of these experts ...

Astrologer # 10 Russell Grant added

It's also important to get enough sleep. If you have to take a power nap, do it

Well that's that decided then eat, drink, sleep, chew Wrigley's

Well with that out of the way what had the universe in store for me next?

Astrologer #2 who has a crazy name so I'm gonna say Juan Veron said:

You are apt to obtain success financially through the power of attraction.

OK so my attractiveness can get me financial gain, this was something I always knew to be true but I'd never tested it out, but now was my chance ... To eBay!!!

Yeah boiiiiiiii that should make me a few quid so If anybody wants to avail of this amazing offer to give me money in return for eternal attractiveness visit the link below:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=111068975455

This was more like it after the -£60 from yesterday I'm due to start getting some financial gain from this.

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 Alot of times when something bad happens to you it feels like the end of the world, but when you truly think about it there's quite a few people who are alot worse of than you, like this dude:

I've been trying really hard to think of a good Jimmy Tarbuck joke.

But he didn't have any.

Astrologer #8 Patrick Arundell said:

Move out of your comfort zone and you may get lucky

I walked about trying to find the least comfortable place i could in the house, this resulted in me hoisting myself to the highest point in the kitchen, well time to test my luck then 15 quid on Sao Bernardo to win at 7/4 I remained up there waiting for the match to run its course, for now here's me atop my lofty perch

Well Sao Bernardo forced me to sit up there for 50 mins only to lose so another £15 quid in the red.
With all these celebrities getting arrested for child molestation, it almost makes me wonder if Gary Glitter did have a gang.

Astrologer #8 Patrick Arundell also said:

If a proposal sounds like fun, just sign up for it.

 It so happened I spotted the most amazing advert at that precise moment "Are you Britain's most German looking man?" I thought about it for a few minutes, was I Britain's most German looking man? I tried to remember what i looked like and decided that yes I could pass for a German. Imagine I got the job ... I presume some of the girls would swoon. God, it'd be brilliant being Britain's Most German looking man. I have left a message and look forward to their reply.

Astrologer # 10 Russell Grant said

Are you unemployed? Send out a slew of CV's and emphasise your technical skills.

I got on it like a car bonnet, CV sent here CV sent there, wait, my technical skills have i emphasised them enough ... damn, what technical skills do I have? Inventor of Beer Pongs revolutionary side-swinger technique that led to me being described as the John McEnroe of the Pong world, Yeah that's pretty technical, maybe I shouldn't mention my Career break in 2009 to renovate my horse mind, Web Design that looks fun especially now they know can function without additional oxygen at 24,000 feet. Sorted I look forward to their reply as well of course If i get the Britain's Most German looking man job what would I do then? Walk into the office and throw down my keys; "see ya later I'm off to be Britain's most German looking man" What a crazy life!

Astrologer #4 Kelli Fox said:

Today, your natural flexibility will come in handy.

It takes me 3 hours or so to write these blogs so I really need to plan better during the days and not write on my own esteem. GIFS are cool, here have another

Right lets wrap this day up then

Astrologer #6 Marjorie Orr said

Watch a tendency to be intense

 Never heard of this one Marjorie I'll be honest and IMDB were of no help to me either so i took to youtube it also gave me nothing so I decided to watch the top result which was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOdzUMllr8I

It reminded me off that video Stoodge tried to get viral after finding a horse for sale when trying to watch Acid Metal or something, you can see that video here

Astrologer #8 Patrick Arundell said

A major focus on travel and exploration suggests that it's time to expand your horizons.

 No second guessing need there I was out the door and on the highway to exploration, which I would show you picture of but my camera has died (I charged it so here you go)

Well I went to the crossroads sight of alot of youthful banter, fights and generally fun. I sat in a spot I hadn't sat in since the previous summer, this time however I was sitting there alone ... I took a picture for old times sake.

I couldn't sit for any longer I forced myself to continue my exploration so I climbed the long and winding road to the TV Mast, one of the largest free-standing structures in Ireland or Britain ... I read that in a book ... somewhere. I decided as I'd got that far I'd continue by travelling along the road til I got to a friends house where we reminisced about school and the time they lost their brothers prize parakeet. We laughed about the time Seamus Mossey tried to burn his homework and John O'Donnell hiding in Miss McQuillans car while ripping up her photocopied school work. Before i ventured back home we told Kieran's dad about the time Kieran had included him in one of his stories:
"This guy here's been in Jail"
"Is that right?"
"Aye, I raped me Da!"
Kieran's dad thought this was hilarious so did everyone else, isn't life funny! He gives some great advice that man and I enjoyed listening to his stories so as I left I promised I'd return in the near future to hear more.

Well guys it took me the best part of 3 hours to write, it will take you 3 minutes to read this is alot of work but eventually it will yield a high reward so until tomorrow

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