Day 18: I'm just a sexy boy

Day 18

Thursday May 23rd

Important Births on this date: Bob Mortimer (1959), Windham Rotunda (1987), Lena Mayer-Landrut (1991)

Regulation Hottie

Important Deaths on this date: William Kidd (1701) Heinrich Himmler (1945), Owen Hart (1999)

On Day 18, Astrologer 6 Marjorie Orr said

When not heard, just keep repeating yourself.

I was pretty well heard today but if needed I always had this up my sleeve.

Astrologer #5 Kelli Fox said

Spend time balancing your bank account or connecting with an old friend.

I had been thinking of an old chum Big Rory Murray, I hadn't seen him for quite some months, we hadn't had a pint for quite some years, I decided to balance my bank account I would walk the 2 miles to his house and see if he was in

Anyway I went to see Rory, and he told me about the time he called Owen Mulligan's brother a girl, next thing he knows he's woke up in hospital and has torn his hamstring and ligaments whataguy!

Big Shirtless Rob

Astrologer 10, Russell Grant said:

It's time you realised what an attractive individual you really are.

GODDAMMIT RUSSELL!!! YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
HEY EVERYBODY COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!!!!!!!

WOW I'm AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOME

Astrologer 14, WebWombat said:

Auspicious colours are spearmint and ebony.

Luckily I had a pack of wrigleys in the house so I got busy chewing that spearmint gum

So I chewed all 5 pieces I'm not sure how lucky it made me but I guess we'll find out as the week goes on

Well this was one of the more fun days of the experiment and the weekend was just around the corner
 What delights had the stars in store for me ... find out tomorrow

TTFN