Day 36-37: All Those Fairytales Are Full Of Shit

Day 36

Monday 10th June
Famous Births: Ronny Johnsen (1969), DJ Qualls (1978), Kate Upton (1992),
I know which one of these you want a picture of:

DJ Qualls

On Day 36 Astrologer #5 Kelli Fox

Treat yourself and someone you love to a meal out on the town. Breaking bread together leads to wonderfully intimate conversation.

You really can't beat the firebox for a good steak and dessert what do ya say Kieran. is located on the shores of Lough Swilly, at Fahan, Co. Donegal, in the premises of the Railway Tavern which was formally the Station House of the Derry & Lough Swilly Railway Company. On tables of 8 or more, a service charge of 10% applies. The conversation was lively if not intimate and we'll leave it at that


Astrologer #14 WebWombat said:

turn to... Mmmm... Chocolate

Sexual Chocolate?

I think my favourite kind of chocolate is white chocolate; like in milky bars although i have been partial to minstrels, munchies, and mini eggs ... all the Ms ... except M&Ms never M&Ms!

Oh go on then

Happy Birthday Fellllllllla

Day 37

Tuesday 11th June

On Day 37 Astrologer #7 Mystic Meg said:

Luck visits door 37

Again Koram Road hadn't a 37, but Ligford Road did and not only that it was my aunts house, unfortunately my aunt had it rented out to someone else but still I was to chase luck so off I went

Sadly there wasn't much going on at it but I left happy in the knowledge that i had pursued luck

 Astrologer #17 Jacqueline Bigar said:

 Be positive. Tonight: Talk up a storm.

This reminded me of the Strabane man who could fairly talk up a storm

Recently I had dinner with one of the most successful hosts in the history of television, Michael Parkinson, and it got me thinking - if that crazy fella can do it, why can't Ryan Mc Cauley? After all, what qualities make a great host?

Personality -- Check
Awesomeness -- Check
Good Looks -- Check

Below are a few shows that I'd love to host. Let me know your favourite and I'll pitch it to Mike the next time I see him at the gym.

IS SHE LEGAL?
20 nubile vixens compete against each other in trivia, physical challenges, and pillow fights before one lucky guy chooses a girl and asks the judges... Is She Legal?
Location: International waters
Judges: A panel of law enforcement officers poised to arrest the contestant if he chooses poorly
Prize: Free lifetime legal counsel by the lawyer of your choice
Sponsor: Thailand Tourism Board

IRELAND'S WETTEST T-SHIRT
500 girls in skin-tight white t-shirts vie to see who can make their t-shirt the wettest
Location: A different city each week... regrets, Derry
Judges: A panel composed of Swimsuit models, firemen, and Olympic gold medal swimmer, Michael Phelps
Prize: Each week's winner will board the Ireland's Wettest T-Shirt tour bus and earn an automatic entry in the season-ending tournament of champions, held in my pants
Sponsor: The NBA - The National Breast Augmentation Society

FATHERS AND SONS
Each week a father and son unite, forgive each other, and start their relationship anew
Location: The heart
Judges: No one should judge the relationship between father and son
Prize: The chance to finally play catch with your pop
Sponsor: The NBA - The National Basketball Association

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